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Education in America (with photos!)
Topic Started: Jan 18 2011, 07:43 PM (200 Views)
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From what I've experienced thus far in New York, the kids in this country are a lot smarter and certainly more creative than anyone gives them credit for. And as usual, the adults find some way to fuck it up and make their paths to college as political and unbearable as possible.

Some of my favorites from last semester's placement:

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For fun, this student does.....more homework.

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Snitchin?

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A somewhat morbid endorsement

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This political cartoon is quite ironic given that Bill Gates is one of our school's most generous donors

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Why did I let them grade each others quizzes again?

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I don't remember teaching this in class...

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Written in good concussion

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More Gates-hate. Maybe I shouldn't have shown them that article about how Bill got his riches

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Corrupting our youth with socialist conspiracies and explosive diarrhea? Keep it up, Larry!
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Go fuck yourself, Carver.
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Who the hell is Leef Erection?

Also, I don't know about you, but my concussion tells me lots of things. Well....it mocks me in lots of ways, but that's the same thing.
Edited by Steve McNair, Jan 18 2011, 11:09 PM.
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Steve McNair
Jan 18 2011, 11:07 PM
Who the hell is Leef Erection?
The famed herbalist who first brought erectile dysfunction treatment to the Americas, leading to the baby boom.
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Based on a worldwide assessment of teens’ math and science, the U.S. is currently ranked 29th in science and 35th in math compared with the rest of the world.

“We’re not in a position we want to be in today; that’s the facts,” said U.S. Secretary of Education Arne Duncan.

Ironically, according to the recent theatrical film “Waiting for Superman,” the U.S. ranks No. 1 in confidence. Yet research shows many students here tend not to worry about school, so those who do are called nerds.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2010/11/28/2010-11-28_gore_our_kids_laggin_in_math_science.html
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WOOOOOOOOOOOO USA #1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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We be america, and in the americas we be smart. We be smart enough to not care how bad we be.

Sheldon: I am aware of the way humans usually reproduce which is messy,
unsanitary and based on living next to you for three years, involves loud and unnecessary appeals to a deity.
Penny: Oh, God.
Sheldon: Yes, exactly.

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Ah, gravity - thou art a heartless bitch. -Sheldon
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Go fuck yourself, Carver.
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Too bad our country isn't composed entirely of blondes and rednecks

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