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Questions for Gopher's Call-in Show; Gopher answers your questions in his popular podcast
Topic Started: Sep 1 2010, 11:19 PM (569 Views)
Count Carver
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Gopher's Call-in Show, the popular podcast segment was an original HS Radio Show from the glory times of old. You can check out some of his old episodes that have been dug up on the podcast feed: http://hogwartsstation.mypodcast.com/index.html

Gopher is willing to bring it back if we can serve up some good questions for him! Let's get started:

4. Which New York Yankee is the biggest needledick?
7. Which HSer would you most like to be spanked by?
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12. Two boys are born on the same day, at the same time, to the same mother but they are not twins- how can this be possible?
13. Why does my harp continually play itself?
14. When are you going to email me the dates about coming to Canada?

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15. How many of these have you ordered since you followed the link?
16. How many do you think Matt and Larry have bought?
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Sep 2 2010, 09:31 PM
15. How many of these have you ordered since you followed the link?
16. How many do you think Matt and Larry have bought?
Oh dear.. Really!? Why me!

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17. What sex position would you like to lose your virginity in? (Assuming you haven't already, in which case, the question would be what did you end up losing it in?)
18. Who besides Matt would you like to nail in the shower?
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18. Who besides Matt would you like to nail in the shower?


Because it is implied that he already wants to nail me, correct?

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Naturally.

18 questions, Gopher. I think you're set!
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I think he's real busy at the moment, though I think he's near finals week!

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So, I've only read the first two posts, but it seems there's a wide variety of questions that have to deal with penises and that general nature.

I'm not wasting time answering questions like that.

If you actually want me to do this, y'all have to do better.
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Food, drink, and electronic device you can't live without?

If you could move to one city/state/region in the US, where would it be and why?

Your dream starting lineup of Canadian basketball players (okay, European players since there's not enough obviously)?

What's Gopher gonna do now that he bombed his final?

Predictions for this Titans season? Playoff picks? Brett Favre, greatest QB ever or greatest human ever?

"14. When are you going to email me the dates about coming to Canada?" - why did the previous sentence make me LOL?

What HSer is most likely to be:
-a dictator?
-first to die in a zombie apocalypse?
-a prostitute?
-an unabashed prostitute?
-adopted?

Something about Gopher we don't know?

Why are we not allowed to see your face right now?

Which photo subject dies first - larry under overwhelming mountain of work, or his continuously beer-fed devil's ivy??

Enlighten us as to why you're still living in Canada?
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Sep 11 2010, 09:06 PM
So, I've only read the first two posts, but it seems there's a wide variety of questions that have to deal with penises and that general nature.

I'm not wasting time answering questions like that.

If you actually want me to do this, y'all have to do better.
Your answers would still be hilarious, I'm sure.






I really would like to know which HSer you would most like to spanked by, though. That has nothing to do with penises. And you don't have to say Matt if you feel like that goes without saying.
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You don't have to stop because you hit a certain number, I'm not against making like a half-hour episode.

And what if I don't want to be spanked by anyone? It doesn't make a particularly interesting answer, but I'm relatively anti-ass paddling.

Also, Carver, check this out.

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If you delete, or re-word some of the questions to remove the penis aspect, I'll answer them. But I won't discuss the mini-wangus issue. It's been brought up enough.
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Wait, what did I change your title to before?

I'll see what I can do about removing the penis you are so disdainful of.



Which Tennessee Titan makes you have the strongest feelings of lust?
Which USC Trojan in the NFL do you hate most?
What is the most embarrassing thing to have happened to you in a movie theater?
Which class (college or high school or whatever) did (do?) you fall asleep in most?
Under what circumstances would you legitimately consider selling your body?
Please share your uncensored thoughts on the Miami Heat.
Do you have any awkward/hilarious stories of dorm/college life?
What's the most romantic experience you've had in recent memory?
Please share your lulz on the Reggie Bush/USC sanctions.
Should Vince Young be retroactively awarded Bush's Heisman?
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Okay, I count about 30 I can answer.

Two are interrelated and incredibly confusing, but I'll see what I can do.
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